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Vzdy ked rozmyslam o Santovi, Rudolfovi, dobrych a zlych detoch, severnom pole a vsetkych tych veciach ktore robia vianoce vianocami, premkne ma zvlastny pocit ze na tom nieco nesedi. Urcite viete, co myslim. Rodicia vas presviedcaju za darceky vam priniesol stary tlsty chlap, ktory je na svoj vek vo velmi dobrom zdravi /myslim, ze tento rok uz bude mat 157/ a ak sa ich pytate otazky a ocakavate racionalne odpovede, povedia vam, ze ste este primlady nato, aby ste pochopili, ze sane mozu lietat aj bez kridiel. Znepokojena nad psychickym stavom mojich rodicov, rozhodla som sa spravit maly vyskum ohladom nepravdivych a vymyslenych pribehov, ktore mami a ockovia rozpravaju svojim detom.Tak sa na to pozrite!Na svete existuju deti, ktore veria, ze Santa je kolaciky, ktore mu nechaju vecer pred vianocami v obyvacke. Prepacte, ale musim vam povedat, ze toto vobec nie je pravda! Ako iste viete, kolace a sladkosti sposobuju cukrovku a Santov lekar mu ich zakazal jest. Kazdy rok ich zozere Rudolf!Bola som prekvapena, ked som zistila, ze rodicia podporuju svoje deti v nadeji, ze Santa cita ich listy. Volakedy to tak bolo, ale odkedy pre starobu nevidi, robia to zanho elfovia a jeden gramotny polarny medved. Nakolko nie su prilis precizny vo svojej praci, moze sa stat, ze pod stromcekom nenajdete darcek, o ktore ste ziadali. A teraz to najdolezitejsie Santovo tajomstvo: Sane. Svedi vypocitali, ze Santa ma na kazdy dom priblizne 34 mikrosekund "aby zliezol dole kominom, prichystal darceky, skonzumoval kolace a mlieko..." /uz viete, ako to je s tymi kolacmi/ "...a naskocil naspat do sani". Znie to dost neuveritelne, nie? Chcete vediet ako to teda funguje? Je to kuzlo!

by Eva Matova for PocketNews (http://pocketnews.tv)

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